therealscumbagsteve:

Imgur love right thurrr


omg

therealscumbagsteve:

Imgur love right thurrr

omg

Our favorite images from January 2012.

imgur:

There was a multitude of hilarious, touching, amazing and otherwise great images uploaded to Imgur in January. It wasn’t easy to pick favorites, but we’ve put together our top ten images from the past month. Check it out!

(Source: imgur)

Hey, band practice is gonna be late tonight because we’re all hanging out without you

kidhaggard:

Oh okay

The Frenemy.: Bar Thoughts

I forgot I had a Tumblr account, but then I got bored at work and logged onto it and found this, then LOL’d cryptically to myself.

thefrenemy:

The things I think about at a bar:

  • Fuck, I don’t have enough cash. I never have enough cash. But I just took cash out, like ten minutes ago. Is this because I have suddenly started eating cash as a snack? Is this because of the one time I just started chewing on five dollar bills like a cow?…
my life!

my life!

(Source: jerkcats)

Why can’t I just nap with kitties all day?

Why can’t I just nap with kitties all day?



One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

(Source: leemrsmn, via gotagirlcrush)

lastmariner:

GRAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

LEGENDS!

lastmariner:

GRAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

LEGENDS!

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: Nick writes: “Hanson (yes, THAT Hanson) played a showcase at work today. I got them to  sign a Justin Bieber poster and take a picture with me. Two words:  Christmas Card.”
Sadly for Nick, he may not live to see Christmas considering he just divided by zero.
[thanks nick!]

auto Hanson reblog

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: Nick writes: “Hanson (yes, THAT Hanson) played a showcase at work today. I got them to sign a Justin Bieber poster and take a picture with me. Two words: Christmas Card.”

Sadly for Nick, he may not live to see Christmas considering he just divided by zero.

[thanks nick!]

auto Hanson reblog

(Source: thedailywhat)