Hey Arnold is the best cartoon of my life.

Turtle flip!

Where in the world is Brian Ostrander?

This is my good friend Brian. Last night we partied in Athens. This morning no one could find him. Check your backyards and let me know if he shows up, please.

joshualeather:

leonides meteor shower peaks tonight! hope the clouds go away.

I had a dream I was Harry Potter and I totally kicked the crap out of Draco Malfoy in a dorm room. I had a wand and everything. It ruled.

I’m making a cheese pizza. It’s currently in the oven. Meanwhile, I’m hungry so I’m eating a leftover piece of pizza to tide me over.

EDIT: My friend invited me over for pizza later tonight. SO MANY PIZZAS!

audreyhepburncomplex:

glisteningsnow:

pineapplecrystallize:

thedailywhat:

Oh.

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hahahaha

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I’m struggling to tell if Lisa is a girl or boy here.

audreyhepburncomplex:

If you want to be popular, you can’t afford to be skinny!