December 2011
1 post
Hey, band practice is gonna be late tonight...
kidhaggard:
Oh okay
October 2011
1 post
The Frenemy.: Bar Thoughts →
I forgot I had a Tumblr account, but then I got bored at work and logged onto it and found this, then LOL’d cryptically to myself.
thefrenemy:
The things I think about at a bar:
Fuck, I don’t have enough cash. I never have enough cash. But I just took cash out, like ten minutes ago. Is this because I have suddenly started eating cash as a snack? Is this because of the one time I just...
March 2011
3 posts
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
9 posts
My cousin showed up for Thanksgiving with eleven...
Then my Uncle made up a dirty version of Twas the Night Before Christmas:
“Twas the night before Christmas, there were four whores in my house. Three weren’t wearing shirts. One was wearing a blouse. The whores were sitting in separate chairs, each hoping that I would cum in their hair…”
My family and I are so related.
my little lamb: Quit →
adventuresinretail:
yourenorocknrollfun:
petitesindulgences:
adventuresinretail:
berating me for not voting. You don’t even know who I would have voted for! If I liked either of the candidates, I would have voted for them. I don’t, and I didn’t. The lesser of two evils does not exist, and I’m not going to compromise my principles because I think one…
Not voting is just really edgy and...
Quit
adventuresinretail:
berating me for not voting. You don’t even know who I would have voted for! If I liked either of the candidates, I would have voted for them. I don’t, and I didn’t. The lesser of two evils does not exist, and I’m not going to compromise my principles because I think one candidate is less of a douchebag than the other.
Did you actually research all of the candidates and...
Lil Wayne release notification.
I mean, FINALLY.
Check your polling location! →
People always get annoyed by other people reminding them to go vote, but the majority of people still don’t actually do it, so I’m reminding you again. Voting this year is equally as important as voting was in 2008! If you think there is no change happening now, there will really be no change happening if radical republicans take back seats.
Vote November 2nd (TOMORROW) from...
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
4 posts
August 2010
15 posts
“Monster” by Kanye West ft. Rick Ross,...
“I think you’re winning the game of life.”
– Best compliment I’ve ever received.
It’s really annoying when someone tells me to “eat a burger.” Here’s an idea: why don’t you suck a dick?
July 2010
5 posts
How A 17-Year-Old Craigslist-Swapped An Old Phone... →
I need to start coming up with better ideas.
Kesha Could Use a Wetnap →
“Feel like there is a ‘huge battle’ going on right now between Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha for the ‘#1 modern slut in music’, and I feel like these photos of Ke$ha covered in cum have to put her into the lead as the #1 female in music. I think this will help her to appeal to bros. Men seen so many cell phone nude pix of girls that it is difficult to get ‘turned on’ by a simple...
June 2010
5 posts
Deer Tick Got Iced.
roadsbetweenus:
@Deertickmusic’s John McCauley was the recipient of our first onstage Icing during his set on the now legendary Ice Cruise of 2010. He proceeded to do 2 or 3 more throughout the course of their set.
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May 2010
8 posts
