My friend from North Carolina sent me this newspaper clipping in the mail. Taken from the Mountain Xpress in Asheville, NC, the whole thing is one giant gem, but I took it upon myself to italicize my favorite parts. All I got in sex ed was scary pictures of syphilis and inflamed butt holes. Canada must rule. “The city health office in London, Ontario, created an online sex-education game using a cast of iconic superheroes to deliver its messages in hopes of appealing to teenagers. According to a February report by Canwest News Service, the players are Captain Condom [a scientist, who, after a freak lab accident is now half man, half condom], Wonder Vag [a virgin who believes in true love and promotes abstinence until marriage], Power Pap [a sexually active woman who believes strongly in getting tested regularly] and Willy the Kid [because he never grew taller than four feet, he joined the Sex Squad to prove that size doesn’t matter], each battling the villain Sperminator, who wear a red wrestling mask and has phalluses for arms. Players answer factual questions about sex, their character obtaining “protection” for correct answers but getting squirted with sperm for wrong ones.” EDIT: OH GOD I JUST FOUND THE ACTUAL GAME HERE http://www.healthunit.com/article.aspx?ID=15160 EDIT 2: MILLIONS OF LOLZ

My friend from North Carolina sent me this newspaper clipping in the mail. Taken from the Mountain Xpress in Asheville, NC, the whole thing is one giant gem, but I took it upon myself to italicize my favorite parts. All I got in sex ed was scary pictures of syphilis and inflamed butt holes. Canada must rule.

“The city health office in London, Ontario, created an online sex-education game using a cast of iconic superheroes to deliver its messages in hopes of appealing to teenagers. According to a February report by Canwest News Service, the players are Captain Condom [a scientist, who, after a freak lab accident is now half man, half condom], Wonder Vag [a virgin who believes in true love and promotes abstinence until marriage], Power Pap [a sexually active woman who believes strongly in getting tested regularly] and Willy the Kid [because he never grew taller than four feet, he joined the Sex Squad to prove that size doesn’t matter], each battling the villain Sperminator, who wear a red wrestling mask and has phalluses for arms. Players answer factual questions about sex, their character obtaining “protection” for correct answers but getting squirted with sperm for wrong ones.”

EDIT: OH GOD I JUST FOUND THE ACTUAL GAME HERE http://www.healthunit.com/article.aspx?ID=15160

EDIT 2: MILLIONS OF LOLZ

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