I forgot I had a Tumblr account, but then I got bored at work and logged onto it and found this, then LOL’d cryptically to myself.
The things I think about at a bar:
- Fuck, I don’t have enough cash. I never have enough cash. But I just took cash out, like ten minutes ago. Is this because I have suddenly started eating cash as a snack? Is this because of the one time I just started chewing on five dollar bills like a cow?…